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My Name Is Khan
And I’m Not A Terrorist..

Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi Ke Baad Ab Paish Hai.

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My Name Is Asif Zardari,
and I’m Not A DOG…

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I Studied Everything But Never Topped,
And Today the Toppers of the Best Universities are My Employees.
“Bill Gates”

Neither I Topped Nor I Studied Anything,,
But today I’m the Prospective President of Pakistan…
“Asif Ali Zardari

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Load shedding k fawaaid
Generator,UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ki farahmi
Bijli ka bill kam aiga
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving
TV na dekhnay se gunaho may kami
Sabr karnay ki waja se jannat mein jaanay k ziyada imkanaat.

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Hum To Yun Hi “K.E.S.C” Ki Gari K Sath Kharey Thay FARAZ..

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Kuch Log Aaye Aur “LANAT” De Kar Chaly Gaye……

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Apni "LOVE STORY" Ka Future Jane K Liye
Type Ki Jiye







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SEND KER DEN








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1:INDIA me 95% log Milk nhi pete
2:U.K me ab tk jurwa bache peda nhi huve
3:Nepal me Tigers insano k 7 sotey hyn
4:Sanp ko agr hawa me phenka jaye to wo 10 mint tk urr skta hy
5:ZEBRA ka Dil nhi hota
6:MONKEY chinese zuban samjh skta hy
7:Ye sub points ghalt hyn
hamary ghr light nahi hy time pas kr raha tha,

Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya

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Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,

pathan preshan ho kr:
tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.

Beti. Q?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy b bhot pasand ha.

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Teacher is ko khalis punjabi mein translate karo, you r drinking tea alone
student: lukh lanat teri shakal te begherata kalyaan e cha, pi ryan ain;-)

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khoobsurat grl kutte k sath ja rahi thi k 1boy ne dekh kr kha aap dono behn bhai lgte hain.

Grl: Ap ko hm dono me se kon pasand he?

Boy: Yaqeenan tm!

Grl: To phir is k lye tm apni behn ly ao, q k hmary han watta satta chlta hy.......
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  •  FARAZ apni WiFE se
    FARAZ apni WiFE se:
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    DAAG TO CHALA JAY GA
    KAMEEZ SE
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    Wah Wah
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    DAAG TO CHALA JAY GA
    KAMEEZ SE,
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    Kamini Ager To
    KAPRE DHOEY
    TAMEEZ SE

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        /"""'\ssalam
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    GooD MorNinG
    Have A niCe dAy,
    Aaj ki taza khabar.
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    News paper me hogi parh len:-/
     

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    Soch rha hoon is
    "Mothers day"
    per ammi ko kya gift don?



    Got An Idea..!



    Hmmm,


    Ek bahu kaisi rhe gi ;-*****************************************************************************

    Light Gai Hui Hai
    Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyo Latak Rahe Ho?
    Pagal: Main ek Bulb Hon.
    Doctor: Tum Jal Kyo Nahi Rahe?
    Pagal: Bewakof! Ye Pakistan Hai,
    Light Gai Hui Hai.

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    Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
    To satisfy his girl,
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